Oh my goodness! What on earth is going on here? This track has Foreman's signature all over it, instantly conjuring up images of Craggy Island. Did Zoom Boy wrap up an epic binge-watching session of Father Ted? The monotonous drone of "I’d Do Anything (If I Could)" is a masterclass in lyrical dullness. It's doubtful that the plucking sounds come from an actual guitarist; more likely, they're synthetic plucks or sampled muted guitar picks.

As with all Madness songs, Woody and Bedders provide the track’s backbone, while Mike Barson's quintessential tinkling on the ivory/organ adds a layer of charm. And, of course, Lee’s unmistakable saxophone solo makes its grand entrance, all held together by some skilful production wizardry using pro-tools software.

Foreman's tracks on "Theatre of the Absurd" often fall into the trap of repetitiveness, relying heavily on the band’s synergy, technological enhancements, and those oh-so-familiar Casio chord sequences.